When Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets hit theaters, I was thrilled at the prospect of a new sci-fi epic. A fresh universe. Strange aliens. Stunning worldbuilding. And most of all, a rare opportunity for an original space opera in a cinema landscape crowded with reboots and franchises. From the very start, the film looked and felt like a visual marvel. Luc Besson’s vision of the intergalactic city of Alpha, the colorful markets, the alien cultures — all of it carried the vibrant creativity reminiscent of The Fifth Element. It should have been a triumphant return to this kind of world-spanning, genre-blending storytelling.
But it wasn’t.
Instead, Valerian became one of those painful cinematic experiences where the potential shines through the cracks, only to be suffocated by a story that doesn’t understand itself. Its heart is muddled. Its tone confused. And despite flashes of genius, it collapses under the weight of a love story it doesn’t earn, a protagonist it doesn’t challenge, and a plot that favors movement over meaning.
The core issue begins with Valerian himself — a character who never quite knows who he is. The film tries to present him as a cocky but capable space agent, a rogue with a heart of gold. But instead of charm, we’re given posturing. Instead of depth, we’re given smirks and forced flirtation. His obsession with Laureline is played for laughs, then pivoted to serious proposal-level romance within the opening ten minutes, leaving the audience without any emotional foothold. Why should we care if he loves her, when nothing has been shown — only told?
Laureline, for her part, is actually one of the film’s more grounded elements. Cara Delevingne plays her with surprising control: composed, intelligent, resistant to Valerian’s nonsense. But even she is undermined by the script, reduced to a reactive character when she should have been co-leading the story. The worst sin of all, however, is what the film does to their relationship. It tells us they’re meant to be, but never lets us feel it. It throws them into situations together, but never gives them space to grow — to change.
Which is a shame, because buried underneath the bombastic visuals and disjointed plot is a story aching to be told: a story about love, ego, and identity in the middle of a collapsing empire. But for it to work, everything would need to shift.
The re-imagined outline
Let’s imagine what Valerian could have been, if it had trusted the emotional journey as much as the visual spectacle.
We begin the same way: Valerian is a top agent, decorated and brave — but emotionally immature. His obsession with Laureline isn’t romance; it’s insecurity. He’s clinging to her because she’s the one thing he thinks can make him whole. He bombards her with dinner invitations. Gifts. Empty promises. He uses his successes to boast in front of her, hoping she’ll fold under the weight of his charm. But she doesn’t. She’s suffocating.
After a string of failed attempts, she finally relents and agrees to a dinner just to quiet the noise. But it doesn’t work. He goes overboard, presenting her with an entire floating sky-lounge experience, awkwardly overcompensating while she barely touches her drink. She doesn’t want to be conquered — she wants to be heard. When she tells him this, he doesn’t know how to respond. He’s never had to listen before.
Their next mission forces them together, right when she’s finally begun to set emotional boundaries. The tension is thick. They operate like professionals, but the strain is evident. During a critical moment in the mission, Valerian makes a unilateral call. It goes wrong. People get hurt. Laureline is furious.
She calls him out — not for the mistake, but for the mindset.
“You said you changed,” she says. “But you’re still trying to write the story where you’re the hero and I’m just the sidekick.”
They split for a while — mission protocol demands it — and Valerian, wounded and directionless, ends up wandering the strange districts of Alpha alone. That’s when he stumbles into the shapeshifter bar and meets Bubble.
In the original film, this sequence felt random and disconnected. But here, it becomes a natural consequence of Valerian’s downward spiral after screwing up with Laureline again. And a proper place for a turning point. Bubble doesn’t just entertain him — she sees through him. Morphing into pieces of his ego, pieces of Laureline, and finally into himself, she speaks the truth he’s been avoiding:
“You think you love her. But you just need her to make sense of yourself.”
Her words don’t fix him. But they crack something open. And when she’s gone — whether through sacrifice or departure — Valerian is left with nothing but silence and guilt. And finally, clarity.
On the next phase of the mission, he’s alone. He’s lost track of Laureline. Her beacon has vanished. Panic starts to rise in him again — the old reflex: chase, control, force. But this time, he stops. He puts his hand on his chest. He breathes. And in the middle of this chaos, something shifts.
He doesn’t run. He listens.
In that stillness, he remembers her. Not as a prize. Not as a mission objective. But as someone who lives within him now — not because she’s his, but because he’s finally opened space in himself to understand her.
He starts to move again. Calmer. Sharper. Following a trail not of tech or orders, but of instinct — the kind he’s finally earned.
When he finds her, she looks at him with both suspicion and relief. There’s a beat of silence between them. And then she asks:
“How did you find me?”
He smiles, not with swagger, but with quiet resolve.
“I stopped looking.”
Because he wasn’t chasing her anymore. He was walking beside her. Even when she wasn’t there.
This version of Valerian becomes more than just a stylish space adventure. It becomes a story about letting go — of ego, of performance, of the need to be loved in a certain way. It allows its characters to fall apart before they come together. It allows love to be earned, not assumed. It lets Laureline remain strong without being distant, and lets Valerian become real without losing his edge.
These changes wouldn’t just “fix” the movie. They’d transform it.
Valerian could have been a space opera about emotional maturity — a spectacular sci-fi tale where the real heroism wasn’t the action, but the ability to see someone else clearly, and still choose to change. The city of a thousand planets didn’t need saving. Its agents did.
And this time, maybe they could save themselves.
Thanks!
Ira